do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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