I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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