Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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