I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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