i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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