So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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