He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Randomize
