Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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