i will never coherently bang her
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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