If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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