I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I need a burrito and a hug.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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