i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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