Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I love you.
Bad choice
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