ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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