Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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