Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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