Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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