You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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