we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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