Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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