how can u be prego again
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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