He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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