This girl is more easily done than said...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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