Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
sex in a hospital.. check
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
