It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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