Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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