is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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