Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I cut my penus on the lid.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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