If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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