Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
pop tarts are not kleenex
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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