But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
wow bdsm is so cute
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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