It's Friday. Sex?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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