We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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