There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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