i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize