Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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