Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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