i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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