You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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