none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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