you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Boobs are out for the taking
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize