I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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