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So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My liver just had a heart attack.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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