D3 body, D1 cock
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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