So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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