sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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