Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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