I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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