Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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