$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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