i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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