We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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