Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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