their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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