Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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