She's JV to your varsity
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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