they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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